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Are They Real or Silicone?
“Right now me and the girls, we are pretty much getting a lot of attention. I like to keep it a mystery. Let the mystery live on because as soon as I say yes or no then no one is going to care anymore.” said Kellie Pickler regarding the rumor that she had breast augmentation surgery. Hey, just look at the before and after shots. Silicone city, baby!


Live Earth–Turkey!
The organizers of the Live Earth concerts announced Tuesday that Istanbul would join London, New York, Sydney, Shanghai, Tokyo, Johannesburg, Rio de Janeiro and Hamburg as an official host city for the July 7 event. The lineup has yet to be revealed. This is so 1990s.


Rocky Feels Hormonal
Sylvester Stallone pleaded guilty Tuesday to bringing vials of human growth hormones into Australia illegally during a February visit. The actor was nabbed at the Sydney airport after a customs search of his luggage turned up 48 vials of human growth hormone, which is restricted in Australia and cannot be imported without a permit. Stallone did not attend the hearing, but issued an apology for what he called a “strange and unfortunate occurrence.” He is due to be sentenced next week and could face a maximum penalty of $18,000 on each of the two charges against him. Stallone needed the boost to look chiseled at sixty.


Enough Already!!
The King of Queens’ nine-season reign came to an end Monday, with Doug (Kevin James) and Carrie (Leah Remini) becoming parents twice over. The couple flew to China to adopt a baby girl, then learned they were pregnant. As the show ended, Doug was seen trying to comfort two crying infants—who, we’re guessing, were the only ones shedding tears over the series’ demise. Yeah, the moguls were itching to pull the plug on this long dead turkey.


Not Wild About Jail
Apparently, Joe Francis is not wild about prison. The Girls Gone Wild guy, who is due for release from a Florida jail cell this week, recently told a psychiatrist that he would consider suicide if his imprisonment was extended, according to a report obtained by the Smoking Gun. After a two-hour evaluation, Dr. Ronald Markman, who was hired by Francis’ defense team, determined the soft-porn impresario was “clinically stable,” but demonstrated “significant psychiatric issues.” The report was included in a defense filing seeking to have Francis transferred expeditiously from Florida to Reno, Nevada, where he faces tax evasion charges. Hey, he just gave bunch of drunk frat boys a thrill with his “Gone Wild” videos.


It’s So Easy, Even a Caveman Can Get A Series
The highly evolved Geico cavemen will be the subject of their own sitcom for ABC, centering on their attempts to live normal lives in Atlanta. The show, launching this fall, will not star the same guys from the commercials. Meanwhile, the network dropped the axe on a bevy of other stupid shows like George Lopez, Knights of Prosperity, and According to Jim. How long will Caveman last? My bet is one episode!


Team Power Brokers
Peter Jackson and Steven Spielberg are teaming up to produce three back-to-back features for DreamWorks based on the adventures of the beloved Belgian cartoon hero Tintin, per Variety. All three features will be shot in full digital 3-D, with each filmmaker directing one of the movies. The studio did not reveal who would helm the third.


Joke ‘Em If They Can’t Take a Hook Shot
Leonardo DiCaprio has been sued by his neighbors for building a basketball court at his Hollywood Hills home that they claim weakened a hillside and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse. Ronald and Joan Linclau are seeking at least $250,000 in damages from the Blood Diamond star. DiCaprio’s rep said the suit was “totally without merit.” Tsk, tsk, can’t they all just get along?

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